
WARNING: Long post ahead!
Well, it is almost September and you know what that means? Football season!!! Although from what I can tell, NFL preseason has already started. As many of you know, I am not a huge sports fan, never have been. Although I will have to say that my tolerance for sports has increased ten fold in the last couple of years due to my husband being pretty much obsessed with any sport out there, including
NASCAR! I guess that is what happens when you grow up in Indiana, have a friend that lives in Charlotte, and your company sponsors Matt
Kenseth.
Football season around the Hunt household revolves around 2 different things, Matt’s College Football Pool and Fantasy Football. While I do participate in
Matt’s College Football Pool (even though I pretty much stink), I never quite understood all the hype that goes along with Fantasy Football. Now, I know there are many ladies out there that participate in Fantasy Leagues, however; I still truly believe that many of us don’t become quite as obsessed as our husbands, boyfriends,
fiancés, etc. Frankly, we don’t quite understand the obsession.
I thought I would compile a top 5 list of what Fantasy Football means to me and why I don’t quite get the entertainment value my husband does. So, without further ado, here is goes:
Fantasy Football means…..
1. Cheering for the Packers even though you are a Bears fan because Brett
Farve is on your Fantasy Team and you need him to throw a touchdown. Huh??? Since when do Bears fans cheer for Brett
Farve. I thought that was taboo.
2. Spending hundreds of dollars on multiple teams only to give your wife a lecture 2 days later about how “we really need to start saving money, babe.”
Umm, yeah..talk about a way to just drive me to Oak Street. What else do I have to do on Sunday afternoons when you have grown roots to “your” chair and the remote?
3. Constant chatter with your buddies that revolves around trades, players, teams, etc. What do you guys talk about the rest of the year? Oh yeah, that’s right, Fantasy baseball and golf. Does it ever stop?
4. Spending 5 hours drafting players for a team that
doesn’t even exist. Hello?!...waste of time! There are a lot more productive things that can take place during those 5 hours than sitting in front of a computer. I believe this is an excuse to talk smack to all your buddies and make fun of each other about previous picks. Do I sense some jealously about stolen players?
5. An excuse for you and your buddies act like you are in 5
th grade again and think of foul names for your team that make you giggle like little girls….Shockers, the Junk
Toucher,
Twatman and
Throbbin’, Hugh Jazz, etc, etc.
So, with all that being said, here are my Top 10 Fantasy Players for 2007 (mostly because these are the only ones I know):
1. Tom Brady – enough said!
2. Rex
Grossman – how can you not love Sexy
Rexy? Plus, he is from
Bloomington.
3. Antwaan Randle El – a fellow Hoosier
4. Michael Vic – don’t know if he will even play this year, but he sure has been in the news a lot.
5. Teddy
Brewski – I will admit, I had to look up his first name. I just think his last name is pretty funny.
6. Peyton Manning – he will throw for a lot of touchdowns and he looks like a guy I went to college with.
7. Matt
Leinart – He dated
Cacee Cobb, that is really how I know him and he is hot!
8. Brady Quinn – gotta love
Notre Dame football.
9. Reggie Bush – I really don’t know anything about him, just a familiar name I remembered.
10. Brian
Urlacher – I know, another Bears player, but I do know that he dated Paris Hilton.
And, just because I can, I have an 11
th player because again, I think he is cute!
11. Joey Harrington - I know he used to play for the Lions and did not do that well so he was traded.
As you can see, my team would not be very good because it consists mostly of Quarterbacks, but minus a couple of players, my team would be the best looking!
Go BEARS!!!